让你喷饭的中式英语

　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you

　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

        5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝 　


　

        6．what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

         什么是IMU3.0  ？ IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！




         7．You Give Me Stop!!

　　你给我站住！

　　8．know is know noknow is noknow

　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9．WATCH SISTER

　　表妹